$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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