it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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