i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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