East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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