He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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