Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.