it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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