i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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