dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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