But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
