But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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