He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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