i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Randomize
