This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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