question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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