You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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