youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I have fence marks all over my body
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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