what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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