sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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