I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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