You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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