I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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