5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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