Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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