had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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