Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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