He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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