I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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