Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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