Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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