i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
if only i could text you this smell
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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