I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
its liver damage thursday
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