on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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