it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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