i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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