just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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