With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Randomize
