pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He felt like a one man threesome
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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