Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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