Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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