She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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