I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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