why didn't you poke me back
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I will be naked everywhere
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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Can I color on your dick again?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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