Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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