I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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