Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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