what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
