I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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