these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Randomize
