Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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