he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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