dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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