would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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