Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
