I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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