I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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